Brownest eyes I ever did see! |
My youngest is now seven. He’s
a solid seven, although he’s known he knows everything since he was about four
or five. He’s not afraid to tell you
either, and, like certain politicians, he doesn’t back down when he’s wrong.
A few days ago, when I was
feeling less ill, he was telling me how he was born with brown eyes and they
changed to blue. This isn’t true. He’s always had blue eyes.
He was adamant on this point.
Even offering my eye-witness
account of his birth, and seeing his blue eyes for the first time didn’t sway
him. He knew he’d had brown eyes that
had changed.
He finally forced me to dig
out some baby pictures and, sure enough, he had blue eyes in all of them.
I can’t even tell you how
satisfying it is to win an argument with a seven-year-old.
What’s the oddest argument you’ve ever been in? Tell me in the comments!
Not really an argument, but the oddest request I ever got was from this guy who wanted me to Photoshop his kid's eye color in a baby picture. I only mention it because of the striking resemblance betwee--hey, wait just a minute...
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