Rules of the Xavi

Whaddya no Doctor Who until I'm older?!

My 2.5 year-old has some rules.  Here they are:

If I saw it first, it’s mine.

If I like it, it’s mine

If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.

If it looks like mine, it’s mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

If you put it down, it’s becomes mine.

If I take it from you, it’s mine.

If it’s mine it, don’t even think of picking it up.

No, I don’t care if it’s dirty.  It’s mine.

If I’m playing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

If it’s broken, it’s yours.  Fix it so it can be mine again.