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If
you were confused by last night’s presidential debate, it’s probably because
you didn’t know there are two Donald Trumps.
This
isn’t really new as far as politics go.
The Right and the Left have always had to appeal to their base voters
during the primaries to beat out the other candidates—leaning heavier progressive
or conservative in order to do so. Once
the nomination is clinched, the question is only how well they can pivot back
toward the middle and secure enough swing votes needed to win.
The
trick here is keeping your distance but not looking like you’re keeping your
distance. You have to campaign casual.
But
there’s nothing casual about Trump, which is why he’s effectively split in two,
contradicting himself, and saying he didn’t say things when anyone paying even
remote attention knows he did say those things.
You can call up Sean Hannity and ask him.
For
everyone else, I suggest you employ the following memes. When Trump says something you agree with:
When
Trump says something you don’t agree with:
Following
that all should be well. He is, after
all, the best.
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