Now Biff, I want two coats of polish on my draft this time! |
Forget everything you know,
or think you know, or even might have read on this blog.
Writing is easy.
It’s easily the easiest thing
you can do, and the easiest of the easy ways to make money, win friends,
influence people and achieve lasting fame.
Writing—If it were any easier
they’d have to call it breathing.
Ten years ago, I finished a
book—Tears of Heaven. I wrote the last words, hit the save button,
and sat back in a beautiful bliss of self-satisfaction that can only be
duplicated under the care of medical professionals and strong narcotics. After all, this was the novel that all
publishers and agents were looking for when they had to settle for lesser
authors.
Yeah, you deserve a break. |
I had a story, from start to
finish. A compelling protagonist, an
obstacle for her to overcome, a nice little narrative—beginning, middle, and
end. Some friends became enemies, some
enemies became friends. At the end the
main character was richer from the experience!*
Two-and-a-half years ago, at the
urging of my friend (and now editor) Shawn, I submitted Tears of Heaven to Marci Baun, owner of Wild Child Publishing. Bells rang and trumpets sounded when I hit
the send button. The skies open, the
heavens shouted and angels, literally, began to sing.
Literally.
Yes. Literally.
That’s how easy writing
is. You get an idea, you commit it to
paper, you send it off to a publisher and you sit back while the fat cash and
awards start rolling in and reviewers everywhere sing your praises.
The only thing missing from
this scenario was a print version of the book and a new cover to go with it. Well, friends, fans, and
general acquaintances your wait (and mine) is now over. My first novel will be in print and available
for purchase from fine book retailers everywhere starting November 19th.
Updated for your reading pleasure! |
I’d like to say that this is the thrill of my
life. That’s I’ve fought, and scratched
and struggled and begged and pleaded to get to this point. That I’ve refined my craft, and taken my criticisms
along the way. That it was a bumpy,
herky-jerky ride where at times it felt like three of the wheels had come loose
and I was out of control on a mountainside road with a sheer fall of hundreds
of feet just inches away.
I’d like to say that, but
that’s not writing. Writing is
easy. And it just keeps getting easier.
*Apologies to Stewie Griffin.
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