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Years
ago, I read an Anthony Monday book by John Bellairs—I think it was The Treasure of Alpheus Winterborn (excellent book, by the way).
Bellairs had a line about Monday’s uncle who had an honest to goodness library,
not just a room where someone put up a bookshelf.
That
line may have cursed me.
When
I learned that people could have their own library, I wanted one.
In
our current house, we have a room designated as “the library”. It is not an Anthony Monday-level library,
but I have plans.
I'm
slowly taking my library back.
For
years, it housed the majority of our boys’ Legos and Beyblades and other
whatnots that I could step and curse in eighteen languages.
Needs more books. |
This
was always a stop-gap while the boys got older. It has some mediocre IKEA book
shelves that mostly have books on them. We mostly kept their toys on the
shelves that they could reach and some (a very few) of my books on the shelves
that they couldn't reach. A few months ago, I had them go through all their
toys and donate those they didn't play with. They were impressively brutal
about it, and we ended up with three full trash boxes of toys and a trashbag of
stuffed animals.
I
recovered 1/3 of my shelving space, and quickly claimed them with books.
In
the years to come, I will install two bookshelves that double as hidden doors—one
to the bedroom and one to the bathroom. A faux river stone fireplace complete
with outlets for a moderately sized flatscreen will appear. A magically hidden
sound system—speakers built to look like books on the shelves—will be
installed. The remainder of my books
will come out of storage and finally, finally, I’ll invest in overstuffed leather
armchairs and ottomans.
THEN
I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
How will you take over the world? Or maybe just how would you build your dream library? Answer in the comments!
THEN I'LL TAKE OVER OF THE WORLD!
ReplyDeleteProofread, for crying out loud!!!
Also, libraries are for SHARING books, not STORING them. I'd think a commie like you would know that!!
Heh...
That's what editors are for!
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