Your use of capslock has given us all something to think about. |
I appreciate the effort
you're going through here. I really do.
The sarcastic responses. The use of fallacious arguments. The ad hominem attacks.
It’s a lot of work for you to
keep that up, time and time again. Your
Google-fu is pretty strong as well, from the numerous, though irrelevant,
citations you keep providing. The
heavily-slanted (filled with lead weights) opinion pieces are my personal
favorite. Arguing from rage, yours or
your pet editorials, almost always ends with everyone shaking hands and
exchanging numbers for a weekend barbecue.
Opinions can always be
changed when we use our CAPSLOCK!
But let's be clear—you're not
persuading me, and you're not going to.
Rethinking my position, I see you have many valid points. |
Your firm belief that anyone
who is against your particular point of view must therefore be politically
motivated is, I’m afraid, a flawed conclusion.
Why these two seem to go hand-in-hand, and why they result in what you clearly
feel is an unassailable hand-waving argument, is disingenuous at best if not
outright deceitful. It’s an argument
from the armchair, and not one of those comfortable Lay-Z-Boy recliners. No. I’m
talking about the armchairs that envelop you in an ocean of cotton with Shiatsu
massage on 97 chi pressure-points.
The kind of chair that makes
you think you’re doing something both illegal and immoral.
Rather, do me the common
courtesy of considering for just a moment that I've actually done the research,
looked at the issues, read the scientific studies and arrived at a conclusion
that has nothing to do with politics.
Yeah, it makes me sound like a big ol’ nerd—all that research and analysis
before arriving at a conclusion. But that’s just me. That’s the way I was taught to do things, and
the way that I’ve found yields the best results. Gaming the system certainly has its fine
points, and that’s great for you.
For me, I’d prefer you stop
shouting in my face. The spit, you
understand, is gross.
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