Remember, Remember the Sixth of November

With deepest apologies to our English friends, the rest of the world, Guy Fawkes, etc.:

Remember! Remember!

The Sixth of November,

The Russian treason and plot;

I know of no reason,

Why the Trump campaign treason,

Should ever be forgot!

The Donald and his companions

Did the scheme contrive,

To steal and fleece Americans

All up alive.

"Grab 'em by the p***y," Trump hugely peddled,

"Forget about how the Russians meddled!"

But, by Mueller's investigation, Papadopoulos they did catch,

And Flynn, and Gates, and Manafort to match!

Pinedo! van der Zwaan! Kilimnik! Patten!

The guilty even includes Trump's lawyer, Cohen!

A tariff here, a tariff there to create financial doom!

Another day, another scandal, "Believe me, it's not a mushroom!"

A pint of beer to wash it down,

A jolly good financial scam to burn him.

Holler, girls! Holler boys! Make those ballots sing!

Holler louder, vote November, bring down Trump the "King"!

What are your reasons for voting—or not voting—this November? Tell me in the comments below!