|Arbitrarily waking up an hour early is arbitrary.|
Say it with me everyone: Stupid. Daylight. Stupid. Saving. Stupid. Stupid. Time.
A more wretched hive of dumb and stupidity you will never find.
I’d go back to sleep, but there are too many zombies on the road.
Be careful out there for the next week or three while we all attempt the stupidest transition for the dumbest reasons of dumminess.