Generally, I don’t need an alarm to get up. That’s not a brag, it’s just that I’m usually so on edge about being to places on time that my body simply freaks out if I think I’m going to be late.
Just ask the wife.
Well, obviously that didn’t happen this morning. I woke up around “6:00am”. That’s in quotes, because that’s totally a fake time. That’s Daylight Stupid Time. In standard time, I woke up a leisurely 5:00am, and I still had time to relax a bit before the morning rituals had to be conducted.
Those virgins ain’t gonna sacrifice themselves.
Suffice to say, that I’ll now have to set an alarm until my body realizes that the rest of the world is being stupid about Daylight Stupid Time.
PICK A TIME, DAMNIT!
Here’s a dancing cow.