Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Rob Needs Your Help



Friends and family, I need your help.
She needs your help!

My end-of-year goal for Tears of Heaven is to sell a total of 100 digital copies.

I’m currently at around 55.  Simple math tells me that I am shy my goal by 45 books.  Your assistance in this matter is definitely required!

It was pointed out to me that I have about 600 likes on my Facebook author page, and a little over 400 Facebook friends.  I’d love to sell a book to all of you and share my story, but I understand about things and stuff and time and whatnot.

There is no guilt here.  I am flat out asking you for your $6.  You earned it.  You worked hard for it.  You have every reason to hold onto it for as long as possible.  That $6 that could buy you a gallon-and-a-half of gasoline, or an Extra Value Meal Deal from McDonald’s, or a coffee of your choice from Starbucks (I think, I don’t actually know since I don’t actually drink coffee).

All fine and wonderful things.

All things that are not Tears of Heaven.

Him, you can have for free.
It’s your money.  I’m asking you to give it to me.  In exchange, I promise to take you into a world of thrilling danger, fast-paced adventure, high-seas action, and heart-warming romance.  There are pirates, angels, demons, strong women, and handsome men who carry big swords.  I guarantee you a page-turning story that won’t let you put it down.

But perhaps romance and adventure aren’t your thing.  That’s groovy.  You don’t have to even read the book.  Buy it as a collector’s item.  Keep it in its digital packaging, untouched—mint in the box.  Years from now, you can sell it for a fortune (please note, I do not guarantee you a fortune).

For those of you who have already bought my book, you have no idea what that means.  A thousand thoughtful, hand drawn thank you cards from Hallmark is not enough.  But here's one more—Thank you!

For everyone else, I need your help:


 

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