Did
you get the Giraffe Riddle wrong?
Yes Rob, you can be wrong. |
This
is how stubborn I can be at times, even on a simple riddle that's meant to be nothing more than harmless fun. I thought I might have been wrong, except certain
logical inconsistencies presented themselves. First of all, me being wrong.
Since
this isn't the riddle, I feel justified in telling this story. If you haven’t heard the riddle, and still
want to answer (or face the giraffe avatar penalty), please stop reading now.
Or
now.
Last
chance.
I’m
serious.
Ok,
you’ve been warned.
A
friend of mine told me the answer was "your eyes".
Don't blink! |
According to this article, I had reasoned the answer correctly that it was “the door”. Initially, though, I was taken with the
seeming clever answer that my friend offered.
Your eyes would be the first thing you should open (other than your
breathing passage, the alternating aortic heart valves, etc.).
But
then, my skeptical side kicked in. This
is one of the hazards of being a high school debate coach. Besides never wanting to let a teenager be
right, you also end up being argumentative, sometimes for its own sake . . .
which most of my friends don’t really appreciate.
It’s
odd that friends don’t like to be placed in a rhetorical corner, penned in by
pedantic definitions and carefully laid verbal traps that leave them frustrated
and angry.
You’d
think they’d enjoy that.
But
I digress.
The
solution my friend provided, which initially seemed clever, suddenly started to
become silly to me given the information in the riddle. First, let’s review the text of the riddle:
“It’s
3 a.m., the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors! It’s your
parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine,
bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?”
First,
the riddle says that it’s “3 a.m.”. This
was I started to take issue with the answer “your eyes”. I’m
sure there are some people who have
internal clocks more accurate than the NPL-CsF2 Caesium Fountain clock, and would
immediately know it’s 3 a.m. For the
rest of us mortals, this requires a garden variety alarm clock, usually next to
the bed, preferably battered past the warranty for doing its job so well and
consistently.
Wake me up before you go go! |
But
ok, one logical inconsistency does not immediately render the answer wrong.
How
about two?
The
very next phrase in the riddle is “. . . the doorbell rings”. I don’t know about you, but if it’s 3 a.m.
and the doorbell rings, my eyes are open.
First, I want to know who died.
Second I want to know who I’m about to kill for ringing the doorbell so
early, likely about to start pounding at the door and waking up the baby!
Well,
sure, anyone can find two things wrong with a riddle that make another answer
more plausible.
Shall
we go for three?
You got the riddle wrong? |
The
third phrase in same first line says, “. . . you wake up.” Now, you can be awake with your eyes
closed. I do this all the time when the
baby cries and I think I can fake sleeping so my wife has to get up. It doesn’t work very often, because she knows
I’m doing this. But still, most people
open their eyes when they wake up. They
especially do this at 3 a.m. when the “doorbell rings” at “3 a.m.”.
Three
does seem to be more than a coincidence.
But as previously mentioned, I like to put counter-arguments in a corner
with that pedantic reading. So let’s get
one more nail in this coffin, shall we?
I'd like to ask you a riddle . . . |
Given
all the above, it’s still possible that your eyes are not yet open, except . .
. how would you know it was your parents?
You weren’t expecting anyone at 3 a.m. to ring the doorbell and wake you
up, otherwise, well, you wouldn’t be asleep.
You’d have battered the alarm clock’s snooze button fifteen times by
this point. So you must have already
opened your eyes to look out the window, or through the peep hole, making
certain that a mass-murderer polite enough to ring the doorbell before killing
you isn’t standing there. Unless you
often stumble out of bed and open the door to people at 3 a.m. before you open
your eyes to find out who they are.
So,
there you have it. That’s what keeps me
up at night. These viral riddles that I
may or may not have gotten wrong, depending on how much time you want to spend
over-analyzing the information.
Maybe
my time would be better spent figuring out why I have so few friends?
Rob, I said the door as well. My logic was a little different than youurs, but the line says, you wake up, then it says the door bell rang. Then it goes on to say what's the first thing you open, the order of the words and events, suggests that the question applies to events after the door bell rings, not before. I didn't change my pic to a long necked critter. As my computer crashed right after that illogical answer.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I did my initial reasoning to come up with my answer. But when I was told that was wrong, this was the result. :D
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