Lessons learned from Gilmore Girls:
1 – Always wait to communicate important information to a loved one or family member. When it’s revealed awkwardly and at the worst possible moment, they’ll understand and it will create no drama whatsoever.
2 – Never compromise
3 – Luke will always come to your rescue, even when he shouldn’t.
4 – Witty banter is a substitute for character and character growth (especially in Season 7).
5 – Never compromise. Ever.
6 – No matter how reasonable or transparent their objectives, rich parents are always “evil”.
7 – Being accepted to multiple premiere universities and graduate schools happens all the time.
8 – Growing up rich will in no way impact your outlook, lifestyle or accent if you leave home at 16.
9 – In general, fathers are never present throughout their child’s entire life.
10 – If you’re pretty, and pouty and can talk quickly with random pop-culture references, someone (most likely Luke) will come to your rescue.
11 – Never compromise. Not now, not ever. Especially not on the small things, and definitely not the large things. Even for someone you’re engaged and/or married to. Never.