When my wife finally comes to her senses and decides to
leave me, I’ve decided, like the good Boy I’ve started putting together my personal
ad. Since you’ve all been so helpful
with my writing in the past, I thought I would post my draft here for your
opinions:
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| Flexible hours? |
Single-male kicked to the curb for
obvious reasons seeking like-minded girl with perky trust fund. Someone broken that I can pretend to fix, but
will more likely suck my will to live while simultaneously draining my bank
account. Head games are a must. Drama is a part of life. Just look at the Greeks, the Romans, that
Shakespeare fellow and all those great Bellisario television shows. Drama, drama, drama. I would not like to be “just friends” first
and “see where it goes”. Leap before you
look, go off half-cocked and always, always, always take the tiger by the tail. Players, scammers, gold-diggers, head-gamers,
and of course anyone from the rude, crude, trailer-trash-talking demographics
are urged to apply.
Too subtle?
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